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Slumber in the Belly of the Beast

In the sub-zero wasteland of the planet Hoth, only the strong survive… and of course those lucky Jedi protected by the thick skin of a Tauntaun. Now after exhaustive movie viewing research and analysis ThinkGeek Labs has isolated the exact synthetic compounds needed to re-create Tauntaun fur. What have we done with this supreme knowledge? Created a Tauntaun sleeping bag of course.

This high-quality sleeping bag looks just like a Tauntaun, complete with saddle, internal intestines and glowing lightsaber zipper pull. Now when your kids tell you their favorite Star Wars movie is “Attack of the Clones” you can nestle the wee-ones snug in simulated Tauntaun fur while regaling them with the amazing tale of “Empire Strikes Back”.

Use the glowing lightsaber zipper pull on the Tauntaun sleeping bag to illustrate how Han Solo saved Luke Skywalker from certain death in the freezing climate of Hoth by slitting open the belly of a dead Tauntaun and placing Luke inside the stinking (but warm) carcass. If your kids don’t change their tune on which Star Wars film is the greatest ever, you can do your best Jar Jar impression until they repent.

Product Features Classic Star Wars sleeping bag simulates the warmth of a Tauntaun carcass Built-in embroidered Tauntaun head pillow Glowing Lightsaber zipper pull Great for playing pretend “Save Luke from the Wampa” games Teach your children about the best Star Wars movie ever Fully Licensed Lucasfilmâ„¢ Collectable Fits children (and small adults) 100% Polyester construction, Machine washable Exterior Dimensions – 32″ x 60″

Oh my god, this is *so* wrong!